I knew I was back to becoming a Californian again when I considered high speed car chases de rigur. But the actual defining moment came the night of March 8th, 2014, when a commercial for MiraLax came on and my wife and I saw this:

We looked at it, before they started talking about laxatives, and said in unison “Who loves LAX?” Then the commercial kicked in and talked about pooping. My wife muttered, “Oh, I thought they meant the airport.” and I replied so had I.