Source here is Ambelies’ Tumblr and the story here is this. Boxer crabs are badass because they pick up stinging sea anemones and use them as weapons.
Waitaminutewaitaminute- what you’re telling me is that when that crab gets threatened, it picks up another organism laying nearby/minding it’s own business and then proceeds to use said innocent bystander to beat up whatever was threatening it?
This made a song to the tune of Llama Llama Duck.
I will beat a motherfucker
with another motherfucker
’til the motherfucker fucking fucked the motherfuck.Motherfucker, Motherfucker,
Do not fuck with motherfuckers,
Who have other motherfuckers, with to fuck you back.I once saw a spider
He was not a dove.
using other creatures like some fucking pompom gloves.Beating motherfuckers,
He looked very pleased.
And with spider friends like that
Who needs anemones?Did you see that motherfucker punch a fucker with a fucker?
I will beat a motherfucker
with a motherfuck.Once a motherfucker fucked with
twice the motherfucker and he
found the motherfucker was a motherfucking… duck.
And then it was recorded:
So when you hear me shout “Motherfucking duck!” this is why.