I have a nigh foolproof plan to save the world’s economy.
Legalize gay marriage worldwide
Look at it this way, Nevada is working on a gay marriage law. Now, as soon as Nevada legalizes gay marriage what happens to Las Vegas? Weddings. Lots and lots of weddings. And suddenly Las Vegas is out of that slump, making money, people traveling and visiting. Next door, Herr Gropenfuhrer (aka Arnold Schwarzenegger) will see a solution to California’s problems, and will get the courts to declare that the gay marriage ban is against the law (being an impediment to social liberties like ‘pursuit of happiness’) and the party will be back on.
All the officiators will get more money, the government will get their fees for name changes and what not, the caterers, DJs, bands, wedding planners, typesetters (invitations, yo), dress makers, tux renters and hotels will get more business. Soon they’ll have to hire on more help, like someone to re-do their website, or setup online ordering. Oh and don’t forget therapists who will need to console people. And attorneys (divorce will happen) get more money too. Suddenly people will move in together, buy houses, pets, cars …
Don’t you people see? Gay marriage will save the world!
So go support gay marriage today! You’ll be doing your part.