The Juice sucks it up

OJ gets 15 years on the counts of armed robbery and kidnapping.

Apparently he claimed he never meant to steal from anyone And the kidnapping? It was all a misunderstanding. Obviously he’d just asked them to ‘wait over there.’ And the gun was a prop.

Mind you, I think this is a few years too late, because if you can find me 100 people other than those jury members who think he didn’t kill Nicole … Right. Have fun in jail, O.J.

On a side note, Boy George was found guilty for cuffing a rent boy (that is a male escort, sorry) to a wall. Boy George thought the boy had hacked into his computer and was restraining him while he checked it out. Alas, George is also guilty, but I think he needs a doctor’s care more than a jail. Sentencing will be handled later.

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