Don’t worry. If the giant spider touches Frodo, Sam’ll kill her.
I’m not anti-American, but I’m not a gung-ho, rah rah American sort. And isn’t it stupid that we’re ‘Americans’ but dozens of nations exist on the Americas?
Diamonds are so not a girl’s best friend. Facial care is.
Mathmatical/logical games for a boring Friday.
Sounds like breakfast is coming back up. This one’s a little medically snarky and detailed. You’ve been warned.
On a day off, I spent my time in a hospital. Everyone’s fine, thank you.
Bleah. Bleah. Ugh. Bored. Tired. Lazy. Snarky. Bitter. Apathetic. Fuck off and kill yourself, cause I’m too busy to kill you.
Dear blog, today I saw a man in a wheelchair, a parked car and came out of it with a funny store to share.
Fresh from a Thursday night CSI, we bring you the bubble popping, urban legend dispelling team of … well, me!
That’s right, go Red Sox! But if you’re a Cubs fan, root for the Yankees. Maybe you can curse them.