OJ gets 15 years on the counts of armed robbery and kidnapping. Apparently he claimed he never meant to steal from anyone And the kidnapping? It was all a misunderstanding. Obviously he’d just asked them to ‘wait over there.’ And the gun was a prop. Mind you, I think this is a few years too […]
We’ve heard “Dog Bites Man” and “Man Bites Dog” and, of course, “Man Marries Head of Lettuce.” Have you heard of this one? A guy in Crystal Lake, IL, claims his dog knocked the gun out from under the bed when the dog hopped into the bed. As the man picked the gun up to […]
Eri Yoshida, age 16, is the first woman drafted by a Japanese pro team. The Kobe 9 Cruise drafted the sidearm knuckleballer to play along side the men. Now, sadly, this is for the Kansai Independent Baseball League, but if she does well, I can see her getting picked for the other leagues. Japan, being […]
Senator Larry E. Craig tapped his right foot in a signal used by people wishing to engage in lewd conduct in a men’s room at an airport. Headline: Lesbian Woman Considered For Episcopal Bishop (Okay, first I didn’t know we had gay foot tapping code, though I suppose any sufficiently jazzy foot tapping would default […]
Or: How Tom learned to stop worrying and love the bomb that’s left of his career.
We’ve found them at last!
Wacky tangents about various US Presidents, their lives and times, with no real purpose other than they interest me. You’re lucky I missed last week, or it would have been about British Kings and Queens.
A little bit random.
What is NASA going to do with the money they have? Will they choose to do that thing and go to the moon? Will we see men and women on Mars in my lifetime? From the Earth to the Moon. Take us there.