Because everyone wants to grow up and work at a bank, or have a dalek on the wall.
My office is paying for me to take French. I’m trying not to waste their money.
My office, like a lot of offices these days, has a high number of OffShore consultants and employees from India and Mexico. Over the years, I seem to have become the go-to girl to explain weird things (like what the dispenser in the ladies room is for) and weird turns of phrases.