Elf coder get up get coffee, elf coder go to job. Elf coder have silly meeting, and then play some ping pong.
Elf boss say elf is very diligent, but her foosball stink. Her goal not consistent or accurate. What do elf coder think?
Elf coder thinks maybe everyone oughta upgrade to 3.6 WordPress! Elf coder tweets this a lot, elf coder is crazy and proud!
Elf coder like bourbon! Elf coder likes schwarma and veggies, too! Elf coder very simple elf! Have warm fuzzy secret hard. Elf coder like you!