Sing it to "I Kissed a Girl" by Katy Perry.
Dear Chicago.
I love you. I love your snow, your wind, your bitterness.
I was out in weather that was -23 with the wind and I looked for an apartment.
I found a new place and now I must pack.
And while I shall be living on the edge of your land, I remain forever yours.
Oh, Chicago, Chicago, [...]
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We've found them at last!
This didn't really happen, but the iPod does deflect unwanted conversation, past the guy nod of 'I have an iPod, you have an iPod. We're to sexy for this shit.'