We’ve heard “Dog Bites Man” and “Man Bites Dog” and, of course, “Man Marries Head of Lettuce.”
Have you heard of this one? A guy in Crystal Lake, IL, claims his dog knocked the gun out from under the bed when the dog hopped into the bed. As the man picked the gun up to put it back on the bed, it accidentally discharged and shot his girlfriend.
Bail is set at $500,000 and the charge is attempted murder.
I think he’s covering for the dog.