Sometimes …

Sometimes I wonder if I’m going to wake up and it was all a dream, and Bobby steps out of the shower …

Sometimes I wonder if I don’t actually know how to speak any language, I’ve just memorized phrases and string them together into a sentance that barely makes sense …

Sometimes I wonder if I really know how to read, or if I’m just very good at matching patterns and symbols …

Sometimes I wonder if my cats realize they don’t need me, I’m just convenient …

Sometimes I wonder what would happen if we all decided to ignore the ‘rules’  …

Sometimes I wonder why car accidents don’t happen more often …

Sometimes I wonder if the pick new TV shows by whichever CEO can hold his or her breath the longest …

Sometimes I wonder what it would be like to skydive …

Sometimes I wonder how I got a ‘understands computers’ gene, and where that evolved from in our cavemen ancestors …

Sometimes I wonder how to make the power go out so we could all look at the stars more often …

Sometimes I wonder just how Garrison Kellor comes up with those monologues on the fly …

Sometimes I wonder how I got here, where I’m going, and if there’s coffee …

Sometimes I wonder who first looked at various fruits and veggies and said ‘There be food!’ …